The Abridged (and Protracted) Field Notes of the Adventures Across Barmy Britain of Dugald Bovinus III, Esq.
An Illustrated Chronicle of One Cow’s Journey Through Jam, Jests, and Geographical Regret
Dugald Bovinus III, Esq. is a gentleman cow (in tweed) (and wearing a monocle on occasion) who is an avid traveller and meticulous recorder of events that do not strictly require recording.
This first book, compiling his field notes, documents his progress across Britain, during which he encounters questionable infrastructure, excessive baked goods, and an alarming number of footnotes.
Format: Illustrated hardcover, paperback and e-Book (audiobook, possibly)
Audience: Older children and adults
Status: Hardcover in print - why don’t you have a copy yet?
“I was initially reluctant to publish these notes, having grave concerns about their relevance, accuracy, and biscuit-to-observation ratio.
Nevertheless, Mr. Bovinus persisted. The stains are his.”
Where We’ll Be Next!
If you got lost on your way to our Barmy Book Launch or were just too lazy to get out of your comfy chair, then head to one of our next events to meet Dugald and Mhairi and pick up a copy of Dugald’s Field Notes for yourself and several for unexpected holiday gift giving.
Booktoberfest - Gaukel Block, Kitchener, ON - Saturday, October 3, 2026 from 1-6pm
Oakville Book Expo - Holiday Inn Oakville Centre · Oakville, ON - Saturday, October 24, 2026 from 10am-3pm
The Book Lovers Christmas Market - Meridian Community Centre, Fonthill · Fonthill, ON - Saturday, November 14, 2026 from 10am-3pm